What will they think of next? The guys over at JAMPBlog have reported that some truly ugly mobile phones have been discovered in Hong Kong. Some bright spark had the idea of taking a basic phone and then encasing it with a model of a car. Already released is a BMW, Audi TT and Porsche Cayenne, see pictures below. Apparently the Porsche has the start-up sound of an engine, engine rumbling ringtone, and a shut-down brakes sound, classy! The shape and size makes all of them pretty impractical, the dimensions of the Audi TT version are 49mm × 110mm x 35mm and is available either in black or white colours.
All three are damn nasty looking but the BMW and Porsche look particular cheap and tacky. These have got to be some of the ugliest phones in the world and will only appeal to the chaviest of chavs, so expect to see hoodies using them outside Watford’s McDonalds any day now! 
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this is good
I have the audi TT Phone For sale on Ebay going for a really good price have a look if your wanting one
The mcdonalds wiv da wasp
these fones are phat, dont be put off by critics, use one…its a bit more expensive than a chavs monthly budget, the work gone in to these touch screen fones, is amazing to find out the hottest tips and tricks for these fones please email.
i have ferrari, tt, lambo, bmw, we crash test south asian mobile phones and write reviews on the latest copy cat fakes.
yes ive course some are ugly and utterly design wrong but the ones we have crash tested are a beauty…
i want one. but how, from where? does anyone know of a website?
I got the black Audi TT one today! It’s actually damn good! And I don’t see many chavs in Audi TT’s… … they can dream!!!!
The cars look well impressive but the phones look very ‘cheap’.
Dear Mr Jackson,
I fear that you are not being entirely honest with your agreement to Mr Bomb’s analysis of the current situation. In fact, I would venture that you are being somewhat disingenuous. For shame. For shame, Sir. The first casualty in war, and indeed, in the instance of telecommunications forums would appear to be the truth.
Yours in utter dusgust,
Alan.
ps. A stern letter to The Times about your inexcusably rude conduct will follow.
Dear Mr. “da bomb”,
I most heartily concur with your profound statement.
Yours most faithfully,
Joseph Jackson, Esq
i iz gonna bounce wiv my homies in a big ball of fire, this fone is wikki innit jigga, proper bo
dis fone is well mint luk at it its well wikid
I’d imagine they’ll be in Aylesbury before Watford my friend!