Aside from being the ghastly mobile phone you’ve ever seen, the item in the picture is also the most expensive mobile phone ever produced, the Golfvish Le Million. It retails at a fairly steep 1 million Euros, but you might have more trouble getting hold of one given that Goldvish have only made three of them.

I still reckon they’re overestimating demand.

The phone is made of 18 carat gold, and is adorned with ‘diamonds of the highest quality’ and still looks like something you’d pull out of a cracker. I doubt it even works very well.

But I suppose that’s not the point is it?

Dial-a-Phone will not be stocking the Goldvish, but you can check out our guide to the ten most expensive mobile phones ever produced here.